My first biggest problem with this movie was when about 15 minutes in into the story. It was so boring that I was just hoping for it to get better.

My second biggest problem with this movie was the horrible accents used, especially Donald Sutherland’s English accent and Ewen Bremner’s Ukrainian accent. Halfway through, I totally forgotten Sutherland was supposed to be playing a British.

My third biggest problem was the storyline which wasn’t easy to follow when the cast was seated in the yacht trying to explain it to the audience. I think everyone in the audience was as lost as Alexis Dziena’s ditsy character.

My fourth biggest problem was Alexis Dziena’s ditsy character. She was one of the main “comic relief” for the movie and her silliness was not funny at all. She was the worst character of the bunch.

This movie suffered from a personality conflict. It should have made up its mind whether to be a romantic comedy or an action adventure. While it skips around from one to the other, it didn’t showcase that it was good at either and had nothing much to offer as well.

Rating: 4 / 10

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